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(303): View more from Colorado

I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up

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im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now

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(347): View more from New York

she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.

(1-347): View more from New York

ofcourse you didnt.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.

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(718): View more from New York

I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.

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(845): View more from New York

Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.

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