Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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