therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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