Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I supernannyed him into submission
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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