So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
The air taste purple.
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