My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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