end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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