My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
There r osticjed everywhere
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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