Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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