His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
When did angry sex become our thing?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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