Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Its about making memories worth repressing
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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