The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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