Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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