everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
jump out the window naked night went bad
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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