Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Please don't give away my fajitas
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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