Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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