i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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