I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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