the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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