I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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