I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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