U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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