Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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