My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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