She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My brain says no but my pants say off.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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