After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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