There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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