who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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