I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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