Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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