I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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