We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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