We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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