the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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