so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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