She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
even my farts smell like vagina
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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