I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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