Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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