I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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