I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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