He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
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