Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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