I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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