Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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