so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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