I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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