I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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