I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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