All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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