I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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