Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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