What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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