i wish there were pregnant emoticons
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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