You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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