so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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