2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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