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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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