We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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