just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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